My guess is that the last time Bill and Hillary Clinton had sex (with each other) is when their daughter was conceived. Nevertheless they are joined at the hip: A single entity afflicted with multiple personality disorder, with each persona wrestling for control.

This time it’s Hillary’s turn to be in the forefront as she battles Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination. Although you would think it’s Bill running for president again, considering how much time he spends on center stage.

Poor Barack Obama, he’s running against a two-headed monster. Hillary has all the charm of a serial killer, but Bill has oodles of smarmy charisma. Hillary has a shrill voice that can freeze water, but Bill has the soothing tone of a Casanova. Hillary has a mug that only a blind mother could love, but age has not diminished Bill’s good looks. How can Obama win?

Bill and Hillary are experts at playing “good cop, bad cop.” Hillary cries on cue to appeal to the female vote, while at the same time complaining about those who inject race and gender into the campaign. Bill assumes the role of attack dog, savagely criticizing Barack Obama.

It’s unseemly for a former president to pounce on a prominent member of his own party, but it was also unseemly for a sitting president to engage in oral sex with a White House intern.

Many leading Democrats including John Kerry and Ted Kennedy have pleaded with Bill to “tone it down”. But Bill has no intentions of “chilling” because his distortions of Obama’s record was one of the reasons Hillary won in New Hampshire and Nevada.

I beg my fellow liberals not to vote for Hillary Clinton, her husband will not recede into the background if she is elected to the White House. The last thing our democracy needs is a Bill/Hill sideshow for the next four or eight years.

Every four to eight years our nation needs a fresh face and a new vision; the concept of a family political dynasty should be anathema to a democracy. It’s a sick joke to argue that’s Hillary’s weathered face is the change agent that we need.