By John Sammon

Don’t dare criticize China.

George Bush loves China. So did Nixon. The biggest terrorist facio (fascist)-capitalist state in the world.

The United States only attacks small, impoverished countries, like Iraq. We don’t dare take on China. They can fight back. The Chinese have a navy (albeit smaller than ours). The Chinese actually have an air force (albeit smaller than ours).

China is poised on the verge of super-power-hood.

The Chinese ethnically cleansed Tibet, and Bush doesn’t say peep. He talks about human rights, but he doesn’t want to antagonize his buddies in China. China is too big, too rich.

Don’t dare criticize China.

The recent riots and filling jails in Tibet show what happens when you dare oppose Chinese rule. To the Chinese warlord in Beijing, these Tibetans are “hooligan scoundrels.” Of course, since the Chinese conquered Tibet and imposed a slave society there, the term “hooligan” is relative.

The real hooligan sits on a throne in the royal palace in Tiananmen Square.This emerging, fascist-capitalist state, is the gravest threat to world peace.

Hush Bush! Don’t say anything negative about the Chinese. They may not like it. You can’t afford to tee them off. We’re having enough trouble imposing our will on the Iraqis.

A super power versus a pygmy. But we’ll eventually win. And we can all be proud that we defeated a tiny country. Maybe we’ll attack Cuba next and settle an old score. Remember, for the United States to attack a country, that country has to be dirt poor, and small. A country with no navy. No air force.

Not China. Never China. Don’t even dare say anything bad about China in the United Nations. For god sake, they’re going to host the next Olympic Games. Not since Hitler’s Germany has a fascist country of such emerging power hosted an Olympics (1936).

Don’t criticize China George. They’ll stop making tennis shoes and sending them over here to be sold by Wal-Mart at wildly inflated prices.

China isn’t so bad, huh George? They execute prisoners and slaves and chop the body parts up and sell them on the world market. But hey! Nobody’s perfect.

Remain silent on China George. You can strut around in your National Guard uniform because we beat Iraq (almost). Progress is being made.

In fact, we’ve become more like the Chinese, haven’t we George? We want the right to torture prisoners (Bush does), even though he says we don’t torture. We hold prisoners in limbo without legal representation of any kind even though Herman Goering had a lawyer at Nuremberg.

Like you said about the guy who headed up FEMA during Hurricane Katrina, you’re doing a hell of a job George.

If the Chinese massacre ten thousand people in cold blood like Saddam did, keep hush hush George. Don’t dare say anything. You see George, righteousness is selective. You have to pick and choose your friends.

We’re going to have to face the power of China some day. But not for now. They make our tennis shoes for us.

Be careful. Tip toe around them George.

Keep quiet. Let sleeping dogs lay.

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