I, Billy Bob

Posted on 07 June 2009                                                                                                             Bookmark and Share

   Columnist – John Sammon
Columnist - John Sammon. Click to view larger picture.I, Billy Bob Lee Harvey Duke Wayne Butler, bein’ a’ sound mind, do hereby say that I wuz born in the little town a’ Backwards, Arkansas, and I come up from a background where women and niggers knew their place.

I have my gun. And I have my God, and you liberal one-world-order cuttin’ babies outta mother’s wombs faggots ain’t gonna take ‘em away from me. You wanna rule that there world from Paris, with that faggot Al Gore as the new lord-high boo-poof, but it ain’t gonna happen, nary-a-one, long as I have my gun.

You mess with me and I’ll kill ‘ya.

I ain’t-a-kiddin.’

That Al Gore got the Nobel Prize from those faggots up there’n Norway, cause he’s spreadin’ all them lies ‘bout that global warmin‘ shit, when their ain’t no truth to it. It’s always warm down yonder in the Sleepy Hollow bog where I done all my game shootin’ and pelt skinnin.’

All them liberal faggots up there in their liberal paradise sad ’cause a chunk of ice broke off, oh big deal. I could shoot it off with my gun, and it wouldn’t cause me to lose no sleep. No-sir-ree!

I wuz born white. I’m proud of, ya-hear? If God had intended me to be a nigger, he woud-a-made me one. If God intended me to be a woman or a faggot like that there Hillary Clinton, he would have put me in a kitchen a-bakin’ a pie. I got a message for that there Hillary. You just go on a ?suckin’ that faggot toe of that liberal lesbian bitch you been-a-seein.’ You jus’ stay away from me.

Hillbilly Republicans

That nigger up-yonder in the White House, he’s a college nigger. He never had to make a livin’ like me a-cause he’s got all them faggots ’round him a-tellin’ him what to do and what to say.

But as long as I got my gun I’m a-independunt man. God put my gun in me hands. And that’s where it’s-a-gonna-stay. No faggot Frenchman or Al Gore is gonna’ take it away.

Look at how that darkie up there in the white screwed up the car industry. We wuz all doin’ fine ’till he showed up. He and all his faggot budiies may thing they got the upper hand, but I still have my gun.

You jus’ try and take it away from me. I’ll give ‘ya a dose a hot lead.

All them A-Rab lovin’ faggots and their liberal toe sniffers in that faggot UN one-world cat-house ruled from Paris and bein’ put together by that Hillary and her husband, that faggot Bill and his coon friends.

I’M A MAN! YA-HEAR ME? I’M WHITE AND I’LL FIGHT!

All you abortion-lovin’ faggots better watch out. you jus’ try-n-tell me what to do. I’d like to see ya’ try. Send one of your liberal faggots out. You’ll see what happens.

When God mad the world, he made the white man to rule over it, that includes faggots, niggers, lesbians, liberals and communists, gooks, nigger-A-Rabs, dinks, kikes, spics, and frogs and all the rest of ‘em.

Sincerely

Billy Bob Lee Harvey Duke Wayne Butler

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