The PORN INDUSTRY led by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

   Larry Flint (left) and Joe Francis

“The government is handing out money,” Francis told E! News. “They’re moving toward a nationalized economy, and Larry and I felt we might as well be a part of it.”

“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt added in a statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

GGW isn’t in “dire need” of a bailout, Francis says, although he admits that his company has suffered over the past three years thanks to the proliferation of skin-related entertainment readily available online for free.

“I’d like to know what Obama would say,” Francis mused. “I bet he’s a Girls Gone Wild fan…If we’re invited to the White House, then we’ll go.”

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