Monster war criminal, Dick Cheney, lugged his fat thrombotic body into the arms of the faithful at CPAC yesterday. As the stinking, wretched, racist ‘ignorabimus‘ of Republican America huddled and cheered …”Run Dick, Run!“…”Cheney 2012!” — BIG BAD Killer DICK responded in kind: “Obama will be a one term president!“. “It’s a great time to be a conservative,” added Bush’s sidekick, to a “syphilitic roar” by the crowd of ding-bats.

Speaking at the same event, House Minority Leader John “Snake Eyes” Boehner (R-Ohio) said that President Barack Obama “slapped the table,” wagged his finger and scolded him at a recent White House meeting. Boehner’s crime? Allegedly fear-mongering the American public into a state of economic anxiety.

Obama should have bitch-slapped him in the face. Moron!

Cuban Uncle Tom Marco Rubio, clearly an amateur, and/or just throwing red-meat to an idiot crowd, used a Teleprompter to mock Obama’s use of a Teleprompter — what a moron!

Also speaking yesterday, the phoney, master of flip-flopping, his Mormonness, Mitt Romney, a potential challenger for Obama in 2012, defended Iraqi children killer George Bush’s record: “…. I am convinced that history will judge President Bush far more kindly — he pulled us from a deepening recession following the attack of 9-11, he overcame teachers unions to test school children and evaluate schools, he took down the Taliban, waged a war against the jihadists and was not afraid to call it what it is — a war. And he kept us safe,” said the lying Mormon.

A few token black Uncle-Toms could be seen pumping their fists together with the LYNCHERS, in the background.

Elsewhere, when Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, explained to Tea Partiers that they shouldn’t continue to fractionalize the Republican Party or else more liberals would be elected, someone in the crowd shouted, “I think you guys are as out of touch as you can get,” ….and of course Dick Morris continues to FART and blog. [ MORE CPAC COVERAGE HERE ]

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