“Grope Artist” Herman Cain, who loves to sing hymns from the stage — is an associate minister at Antioch Baptist Church North in Atlanta. Yes, that’s him — the Republican presidential pretender — who apparently has been fond of groping and bedding scores of white women during his 43 year marriage to a black woman. [...]

   Herman & Gloria Cain “Republican presidential contender Herman Cain says he hasn’t yet faced his wife and family to discuss a woman’s accusation of a 13-year extramarital affair. On Monday, a Georgia woman said she and Cain had carried on a consensual sexual relationship, but he denies it. The former businessman says he’s only spoken [...]

The ‘Pro-adultery White People’ is The Biggest GOP Voting Bloc, Experts Say CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) – Herman Cain withdrew from the Republican presidential race today, a move that resulted in millions of pro-adultery voters shifting their support to former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.