The ‘Pro-adultery White People’ is The Biggest GOP Voting Bloc, Experts Say

CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) ? Herman Cain withdrew from the Republican presidential race today, a move that resulted in millions of pro-adultery voters shifting their support to former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.

The shift in support is significant because pro-adultery voters represent the single largest voting bloc in the Republican Party, experts say.

Tracy Klugian, a prominent adulterer from Concord, New Hampshire, said he was sorry to see Mr. Cain leave the race “because he was very committed to the one issue I care about: namely, adultery.”

But he added that he had been in touch with many other adulterers in the state and that they were all switching to Mr. Gingrich.

“Even when we were supporting Cain, a lot of us were supporting Gingrich behind his back,” the adulterer said. “I guess that’s how we do.”

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PLAYLIST: Herman Cain — A Butt-Licking Uncle Tom

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CNN’s Carol Costello: “Fox News, As It Does Every Year, Went Crazy” Over Phony War On Christmas

“How you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain!” — Herman Cain told supporters in Michigan, drawing enthusiastic cheers from the majority white audience.

That comment has some historical salience. American history buffs will remember a heated May 1856 battle between Northern Senator Charles Sumner and Southern Congressman Preston Brooks. With the war over slavery in full force, Brooks became infamous for his brutal attack on Sumner, a known abolitionist, with a cane.

During last night’s Michigan debate, Herman Cain derisively referred to former Democratic speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi — as “Princess Nancy.”

This coming from a candidate currently under ‘public indictment‘ for sexual assault — is hoplessly ridiculous!

Content of Character: Herman Cain Apologizes For ‘Princess Nancy‘ Comment

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And now, the Cain campaign has issued threats to any more women who would dare be ‘Genital-Groping‘ accusers:

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Flailing: Right-Wing Media All Over The Place In Assigning Blame For Cain Story — Since sexual harassment allegations against GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain have emerged, right-wing media figures have blamed a wide range of people and entities for the story’s emergence, from the “Democratic machine” to the “liberal media” and even “the left-wing nutjobs at Media Matters.” [ READ MORE ]
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Herman Cain, sexual harasser, plays the ‘high-tech lynching’ card [ READ MORE ]

Limbaugh Asks If Cain’s Accusers Are Appearing Together Because “They Want To Synchronize Their Menstrual Periods“

Hannity Badgers Cain Accuser For “Staying In The Car” With Him After Alleged Harassment

Fox’s Crowley: “Refreshingly Honest” Cain Has Nothing To Apologize For With “Princess Nancy” Comment

Fox’s Gutfeld, Tantaros Dismiss Concerns Over Cain Calling Pelosi “Princess Nancy“

Ann Coulter Calls Obama A “Marxist Muslim,” Adds, “He’s Not Really A Muslim, He’s An Atheist”

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Herman Cain may be a gifted and successful businessman, but he lacks the experience, knowledge and wisdom to be a credible presidential candidate. An individual who is unfamiliar with the terms “neoconservative“, “Palestinian right of return“, and who is unaware that China has had nuclear weapons for decades isn’t qualified to be a kindergarten teacher, let alone Leader of the Free World. The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza may be familiar with all the tricks for making a great pizza, but he doesn’t know jack about current events or foreign policy.

An intellectual lightweight like Cain would be lucky to get more than one percent in the Democratic nomination for president, but against all odds and commonsense the pizza king is leading most of the national polls in the race for the Republican nomination.

You don’t have to be a political science major to realize that there are undercurrents of racism in the Tea Party. Herman Cain is a safe African American who knows his place, and he allows conservatives to hide their racism by proclaiming their support for him.

Cain insists that there is no institutionalized racism, and he blames laziness for the failure of many blacks to escape the inner city and achieve financial success. The embattled presidential candidate dreams of erecting an electrified fence on the border with Mexico to kill all those pesky illegal aliens. What racist wouldn’t love somebody like Cain?

Cain is currently in a sex scandal that threatens to destroy his presidential aspirations. Even though there is a lot of smoke, and where there’s smoke there is fire, the Tea Party crowd is standing by their man. And Cain is their man, they own him lock, stock and barrel.

Ann Coulter defended Herman Cain by stating “Our blacks are so much better than their blacks.” Coulter, Hannity, Limbaugh own Cain, and he’d better toe the Tea Party line.

There are three women (and counting) who have alleged that Cain sexually harassed them, none of the ladies have surfaced yet. If one of the victims makes a public appearance, and it turns out that she is white, Cain’s presidential campaign will be over.

Cain is the far right’s man, but if he sexually harassed white women his support in the Tea Party will evaporate. Cain, blatantly playing the race card, claims that he is being lynched in the media. Brother, you might be lynched for real, if one of your accusers is a white woman, especially if she was in her 20′s at the time you sexually harassed her.

The best thing for the Republican Party and politics in general, is if this ignoramus quits the presidential race. The right might be enthralled by Cain’s dexterity in flipping a pizza and spouting political nonsense, but the rest of us have grown tired of Cain’s deceit, ignorance and inexperience.

By Robert Paul Reyes

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The Herman Cain Playlist

Conservative SHE-Hate-Talker Ann Coulter defended Herman Cain as follows: “Liberals are terrified of Herman Cain. He is a strong conservative black man… they are terrified of strong, conservative, black men,” adding that: “Our blacks are so much better than their blacks.”

Coulter On African American Republicans: “Our Blacks Are So Much Better Than Their Blacks“

Meanwhile, Uncle-Cain is in the hot center seat — wobbling and squabbling while raking in more cash from supporters. And, reports indicate that one of Herman’s accusers was paid $35,000 in severance pay — and may be ready come out in the open. The money was paid by the National Restaurant Association — in the late 1990s after an encounter with Herman Cain. [ READ MORE ]

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Herman Cain’t do no wrong: David Shuster calls Rush Limbaugh and other GOP Gasbag pundits ‘hypocrites‘ for attacking the press — “Countdown” guest host David Shuster responds to comments made by conservative pundits Rush Limbaugh, Brent Bozell, Ann Coulter and others who have accused the “liberal media” of being inconsistent and unfair in covering the Herman Cain sexual harassment story. Shuster accuses them of being “hypocrites” who “will reflexively defend any Republican under fire and reflexively smear any Democrat.” He reminds viewers that “the proper role of the media is to report like hell, lay out the facts and let the chips fall where they may.”

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In Center Seat: More Controversies, More Cash For Herman Cain

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Stand By Your Herman: Coulter, Limbaugh Defend Cain as “Our Good Black“

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Comedian Jon Stewart’s Take:

……which pissed off “Birther” Donald Trump

……..more stupidity from the right

Fox’s Gutfeld: Many Sexual Harassment Claims Are “Inherently Meaningless“

Rush Limbaugh: “Sexual Harassment Is A Political Tool Of The Left To Get Rid Of People Or To Score Money Gains”

Republican presidential candidate, Uncle Ruckus Herman Cain — spoke at the National Press Club in Washington Monday, and acknowledged that he was accused of sexual harassment in the 1990s but insisted the allegations were baseless.

The Christian Science Monitor reports that — Herman Cain’s harassment allegations are not a Clarence Thomas redux — since Anita Hill’s allegations against then-Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas were explosive but lacked documentary evidence. The allegations against Herman Cain were reportedly investigated, meaning there could be a paper trail.

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Reference: Who Is Herman Cain’s Wife?
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Coulter On African American Republicans: “Our Blacks Are So Much Better Than Their Blacks“

References:

1. Herman Cain can do no wrong.
2. Let Herman be gone.

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