Columnist - John Sammon Beat me Dick! Here! Harder! Harder!
Dick Cheney will go down in American history as the country’s first true Grand Inquisitor, or in other words, a fanatic who seeks out heresy and then punishes it by the torture of victims.
In this case, prisoners.
Dick was on TV justifying water boarding and other forms of torture that he’s convinced represents American justice, even though we didn’t torture Nazi prisoners during World War Two.
Dick loves pain, having it inflicted by others on others, and profiting from it. See him greedily counting his money. Dick never served in uniform. He was too busy counting his money, ‘one million one, one million twoâ?¦‘
Oh Dick. Flail me with a whip. I’ll confess to being an enemy.
Dick is promoting several forms of what he calls in the best pot-bellied bureaucrat tradition, ‘attitude adjusters.’ The first is the proverbial thumb-screw, a long-time favorite, an oldie but a goodie from the Spanish Inquisition. The screw is screwed down onto your thumb. Thus, in this case, Dick literally screws you.
Oh Dick! The pain! It’s exquisite! What do you want me to confess to? Being un-American. I am. I am. Harder Dick. Oh, that’s it.
WaterBoarding Demonstration
Next is the nickel-cad battery hooked up to your scrotum, with the phallic-shaped lightening rod attachment. This is one of Dick’s favorites, to be used on prisoners who have no attorney, and have been convicted of no crime in the American tradition.
Dick has come down from his lofty money pile which is expanding because of crooked Iraq contracts to watch the torture session.
Oh Dick! That’s it! I’ll tell you anything you want to hear.
We’re deep in Dick’s torture bunker under the White House.
What’s next? Oh, one of my favorites. We bring in an Arab suspected of something and force him to sit on a red hot George Foreman inside barbecue grill. Hear the sizzle on his butt.
He may have done something. We’re not certain. It doesn’t matter that we’re not certain. In this case, legalistically, instead of innocent until proven guilty, it’s, you’re guilty as hell until I hack the sh.’t outta’ ya,’ and you’ll rot in jail without trial if you survive this, and then you’re guiltier than before. If you’re not guilty, that’s too bad. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
Dick agrees. He doesn’t care about winning the Nobel Prize.
Careful Dick! You’re getting excited. Remember your heart condition. The doctor told you to stay away from anything exciting or otherwise. He said counting money was about the extent of your tolerance.
This A-rab’s nationality doesn’t matter, if you’ve seen one Arab, you’ve seen them all. He’s confessing to something. That’s it! Get it on tape. Oh, isn’t this just rad (radical). All Americans should be proud. It’s a great moment.
Why didn’t we use this torture gig earlier?
Now comes icing on the cake. Oh, this is exciting Dick. Dick has his handlers force an Arab to perform fellatio on a live pig. That’s offensive to Arabs isn’t it? Dick and his boys don’t know because they haven’t studied Arab culture. But he thinks it is.
Dick is thinking up new forms of torture. Playing heavy metal music around the clock wasn’t all that effective.
Sandpapering gonads? No! Too hardware-ish. Mounting pine cones on a rope, and shoving them up the rectum one at a time? Too ecological. Tying the victim to a truck tire and then driving to Alaska? No! Too automotive.
I’ve got it!
How about forcing prisoners to listen to three hundred of George Bush’s speeches?
Bush The Arrogant — George Bush promised humility and delivered Ignorance and Arrogance. The legacy of this grim epoch, should be equally offensive to conservatives and liberals. President Bush’s latest permutation of crisis management is the last straw. But who best to roll back the excesses?
As the Bush administration attempts to stabilize the nation’s economy, we are witness to the final chapter of a period of perverse and dishonest leadership that has used its own crises to justify the expansion of its own power. This was a president who came to office on promises of modesty — who championed a “humble nation,” scorned nation building and promised a more limited role for government in the lives of its citizens. Then he presided over a six-year attempt to tear down and rebuild the nations of Afghanistan and Iraq, and now has embarked on the most profound expansion of the federal government’s role in the private economy since the Depression.
In both cases, the pattern is the same. Ineptitude led to crisis; crisis then became the argument for the radical expansion of executive power. The administration insisted that it exercise its new authority with a minimum of scrutiny by Congress, the courts or the public.
In the so-called war on terror, that has meant the abdication of our most basic American principles. We have forfeited privacy and honor — the administration has monitored phones and e-mails without warrants and has secreted prisoners in foreign lands, arguing that they deserved none of our protections even while in our custody. As a nation, we have stooped to torture (while debating the meaning of the word) and refused to recognize one of our most basic Anglo-American notions, the principle of habeas corpus (thankfully, the Supreme Court, seven of whose members are Republicans, drew the line at that abomination). We have held prisoners in detention without trial, without charge, without end. In so doing, we have antagonized the world and debased America’s moral authority to lead.
The same administration responsible for these catastrophes has over the last month nationalized the largest source of funding for mortgages and the largest insurance company on the planet. And it proposed to intervene even more dramatically in the nation’s economy by having the Treasury Department — with no court, congressional or public oversight — relieve financial institutions of the troubled mortgages and related securities that have locked up the lending system.
There is no doubt about the depth and range of the crisis that provokes these calls for government action. The gyrations of the stock market have been dismaying, and the threat to the country’s financial institutions — and everyone who borrows from or invests in them — is real. Still, the audacity of this administration demanding expanded powers and curtailed accountability is a wonder to behold. The bitter irony is that this crisis warrants dramatic intervention, but President Bush’s record makes him difficult to trust even when he’s right.
These troubles are about more than a president who is unfaithful to his word. Bush has transformed the balance of power in our government. We are seeing the erection of an imperial presidency, immune from oversight when it fights terrorists and when it rescues banks.
Politically, these developments raise two questions: Which candidate to succeed Bush benefits most by the events of recent weeks? And which candidate, if either, would have the strength to roll back these expansions of presidential power if elected?
To the first question, the answer seems to be Barack Obama, though only modestly. Obama’s poll numbers have inched up in recent days as voters have taken stock of a frighteningly complex economic meltdown and been left to wonder what to think of John McCain’s abrupt, halting responses — as McCain saw it, the “fundamentals” of the economy were sound one moment, at risk the next.
Questions about McCain’s judgment in recent days have only been deepened by the performances of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. She has struggled in her rare public appearances, and her selection risks appearing all the more reckless and cynical when held against the seriousness of this financial crisis. Even McCain’s campaign “suspension” seemed like gamesmanship. He said he was rushing to Washington, but took his time, and the talks derailed soon after he arrived. He proclaimed that the situation was so dire he would not return to the stump until an agreement was reached, then did precisely what he said he wouldn’t. It was not an impressive week for the Straight Talk Express.
Still, Obama has hardly run away with this issue, and the economic news exposes his weaknesses as well. He is, after all, untested by executive crisis and a freshman senator of limited achievement in government. Voters may well blanch at his relative inexperience, given the gravity of these times. Indeed, it is telling that in a week when his opponent flailed, Obama made scant headway in the polls.
On the matter of which candidate could be trusted to roll back the excessive powers that Bush has aggregated, Obama is vague and McCain is exasperating. McCain has properly condemned the U.S. detention facility at Guantanamo Bay and said he would close it, but when the court granted detainees there the rights of habeas corpus, McCain denounced the ruling as “one of the worst decisions in the history of this country.” He condemned torture, but then, with the campaign underway, voted against legislation to limit the CIA’s use of coercive interrogation. Those oscillations do not reassure.
Obama, meanwhile, is more consistent and encouraging but offers few specifics. He pledges to close Guantanamo, restore habeas corpus and end the invasions of privacy undertaken in the name of fighting terrorism. Those are welcome positions and provide some hope that he would roll back Bush’s excesses. But while he pledges allegiance to the separation of powers, Obama has said little about how to honor that pledge. Rare is the politician who willingly cedes authority, and we have not heard enough from Obama to be convinced he’s that rare person.
These are not abstractions. They are the legacy of this grim epoch, one that should be equally offensive to conservatives and liberals. George Bush promised humility and delivered arrogance. The next president must not.
The hypocrisy of U.S. democracy and self-righteous foreign policy is troubling the world.
The U.S. Dept of Defense, the world’s largest landlord, operates 737 military bases in 63 countries with military personnel in 156 nations.
America is ready to strike any country to procure natural resources to extend its empire, keep the dollar afloat, and ensure its utopia.
The military-industrial complex has put over 80,000 innocent Iraqis and 4,000 U.S. troops in an early grave, while putting itself in $9 trillion in debt.
Alienating humanity and creating new terrorists daily, American foreign policy is a nightmare!
Sexually abusing and raping in Abu Ghraib, using chemical white phosphorus (its own WMD) in Fallujah, destroying homes, ransacking mosques, and killing innocents across Iraq–America is winning the war of terror.
Unprecedented soldier suicides attest to a disenchanted military.
At home the FBI violates civil liberties, while the FDA approves deadly drugs, and CIA concocts phony “slam dunk” intel for war.
Beat me Dick! Here! Harder! Harder!
