Hoping to win-over economically anxious voters, McCain, a few days ago, launched “Joe the Plumber” tour — with a “Low-Road Express” bus tour through one of the Florida’s most battered and hotly contested regions.

‘We shouldn’t be taxing our small businesses more, as Sen. Obama wants to do. We need to be helping them expand their businesses and create jobs,’ said McCain, as he launched his latest in a series of failed Gimmicks this campaign season.

‘His name is Richard, but he’s Joe the Plumber,’ McCain said of Richard Rivers, the owner of a floral shop, whom he met at the Starlite Diner in Daytona Beach.

Playing the POW/NAVY card, McCain proclaimed: ‘I’m glad to be back in Florida, where I spent part of my Navy career and loved every minute of it,’ said McCain. ‘Obama will say anything to get elected.’

‘Joe The Plumber’ — A Failed Campaign Gimmick

Confused Hypocrites

A Sad Sinking Ship

Throughout this campaign, John McCain has been offering the same old gimmicks and tired “Republican Sound Bites,” geared to distract voters away from the real issues.

There was the “Gas Holiday,” then came “Ebay as the cure for unemployment,” “Offshore Drilling,” …..and the stupid “Suspension of his Campaign,” that almost jeopardized the second of three presidential debates, and perhaps the worst gimmick of them all was the his selection of the totally inept shrieking cow — Sarah Palin, as his running mate.

Palin has been thoroughly disparaged by her fellow conservatives:

Palin is a “symptom and expression of a new vulgarization of American politics,” said former Reagan speech writer Peggy Noonan. She is a “fatal cancer to the Republican Party,” said New York Times columnist David Brooks.

Country First?

Nope, for John McCain it is erratic and MUD politics first! McCain is a washed up cold-war relic, who has been totally outclassed and outsmarted by THE ONE — yes, Barack “Hussein” Obama.

Go home, you wrinkled pest!

Obama on McCain’s Gimmicks

…and now he is trying to bamboozle his way into the white house with perhaps the most stupid of all — The ‘Joe The Plumber‘ gimmick, sprung from a sneaky and lying tax-cheat, Ohio native, Joe Wurzelbacher.

In between McCain’s oscillating phalanx of gimmicks, a female supporter cum “racist sexual hoaxter,” going by the name of Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas, made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter “B’ scratched on her face in what she said was a politically inspired attack by a “BIG STRONG” black man.

CNN Reports on McCain Supporter Attack Hoax

Ashley admitted Friday that the story was false, including the claim that the “B‘ stood for “Barack.” She was charged with making a false report to police, and is now facing a misdemeanor false-report charge, which is punishable by up to two years in prison.

The McCain excuse for this woman’s actions — “she has mental health issues,” knowing very well that this woman’s actions are a direct result of his and Palin’s recent “Town Hall Hate Meetings.”

Where have we heard this before?

America has a racist history of white women blaming innocent black men of sexual assaults. From the time the black male landed on American soil at the onset of slavery, the white male has always felt threatened — white men don’t like the idea of black men cavorting with their females, and have always played the white female against the “savage” black male.

“The white male created the black male savage stereotype to maintain the race/gender hierarchy. Painting black men as a legitimate threat to white women forestalls partnerships that could potential lead to the emancipation of both parties from white male hegemony.” “From Susan Smith (of South Carolina who drove her two kids into the lake and then accused a black man of abducting them), to Carroll Donham, white women have been either complicit in false accusations against black men, or else have been used as props in justifying murdering black men.” — GlobalComment.com | Read More Here: A Tale of a Scary Black Man |

Rachel Maddow’s Take on This “Race Baiting Hoax”

The racist right-wing Republicans(DixieCrats) have a vicious history of Rope and Lynching.

Not to be left behind in the “Hoaxter-Terrorism Theater,” McCain’s brother Joe McCain, made a 911(emergency) call to the Alexandria, VA Police, after he got stuck in traffic, in the same northern Virginia area he had previously characterized as “Communist Country,” on behalf of McCain’s campaign.

Excerpts from calls made by Joe McCain, younger brother of GOP presidential candidate John McCain, made to 911 and the Alexandria Police after he got stuck in traffic.

McCain called 911 to figure out why he was stuck in traffic near I-495’s Wilson Bridge.

Operator: 911, state your emergency.

Joe McCain: Well, it’s not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?

McCain uttered an expletive and hung up the phone.
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THE OLD FOOL THEN CALLED 911 AGAIN

Alexandria police: Did you just call 911 in reference to this? 911 is used for emergencies only, not because you’re just sitting in traffic.

Joe McCain: This isn’t traffic. This is a pretty serious malfunction. … Do we just sit here indefinitely while this bridge malfunctions?

Alexandria police: Honestly, sir, we have no control over the bridge. … Maybe you can contact VDOT (Virginia Department of Transportation) or the Maryland Department of Transportation.

As you can see — the famous McCain ANGER is in the bloodline.

John McCain said this on February 3, 2008, when talking about his run for the White House: ‘We will run an honorable campaign.‘ McCain made that statement in response to a question about whether his campaign would resemble George Bush’s run for the White House in 2000, one of the nastier campaigns on record.

He has not kept his word.

McCain has become downright nasty, ugly and racist, assisted by the “gutter shrieking cow” — Sarah Palin

Anyone who doesn’t call McCain’s campaign for what it is — A RACIST INCOMPETENT CESSPOOL — is a racist scumbag himself!

Twelve days removed from election day, John Sidney McCain’s Low-Road Express is a sinking ship, a big FAT Hoax. A dead, hopeless and clueless political quagmire, infested with racist snakes and scared bigots.

References:

SYPHILIS interviews SHRIEKING COW

1. Fox News’ Sean Hannity Suffers From ‘Tertiary Syphilis’
2. The New York Times Endorses Barack Obama — Barack Obama for President — After nearly two years of a grueling and ugly campaign, Senator Barack Obama of Illinois has proved that he is the right choice to be the 44th president of the United States.

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