Columnist – John Sammon
Three of the major, tubby, fat-faced-jowly, chubby white boys who serve as right-wing racist talk show hosts on Fox News, and the Fox News blonde she-male, if asked to rank their least favorite people, with the most despised starting at the top, would rank them as follows.

The names used here are the same slang names the tubby, fat-faced-jowly, chubby white boys who serve as right-wing racist talk show hosts on Fox News, and the Fox News blonde she-male, would themselves use once the mike is turned off.

Fox stands for Fear Others Xenophobically.

Here’s the list. No surprise to some of the rankings.

  1.   Niggers, coons, jungle bunnies (African Americans). All three Fox newscasters, and the Fox News blond she-male, secretly wish black people were back in fields picking cotton like in the good old days. Also, as a general rule, the greater the number of racist epithets (slurs) assigned to a people, the more they are hated, and the more they can be justifiably proud for being hated by the goons at Fox.

  2.   The Fox racists also despise those whom they think of as:

  3.   Spicks (Mexicans, also known as beaners, wet-backs or greasers).

  4.   Gooks.

  5.   Chinks.

  6.   Zips (Koreans).

  7.   Hajis (Iraqis).

  8.   Muzzies (Muslims).

  9.   A-Rabs (also known as rag-heads, sand niggers, or camel jockeys).

10.   Editors’ Note: Remember, none of the chubby Fox News broadcasters thought enough of their country to serve in the military, not one. They let other young men their age serve while they learned their vile craft safe from harm at the college campus radio station.

11.   Wops (Italians, also known as I-ties, garlic eaters or Dagos).

12.   Kikes, Hebes (Jews). Jews advanced down a notch from #9 to #12, in other words being slightly less hated in the opinion of Fox News, because they kicked ass on the A-Rabs.

13.   Frog Connucks (French Canadians).

14.   Frogs (French).

15.   Bohunks (Eastern Europeans).

16.   Polacks (Polish. Another racist epithet is to go up to a Polack and ask, “How’s the bowling team?“).

17.   Limeys (British). The presence of the Brits so high up the list is due to the Fox News blonde she-male and her opinion that Prince Charles and the Beatles were five English faggots.

18.   Japs or Nips (Japanese).

19.   Faggots (all persuasions, also called queers or limp-wrists).

20.   Socialists (liberals).

21.   Papists or mackerel snappers (Catholics).

22.   Micks (Irish. Hannity and O’Reilly disagreed with this one).

23.   Towel-heads, wogs or Sabu, for Sabu the Elephant Boy (East Indians).

24.   Injuns or Redskins (Native Americans).

25.   Congo Lisa (the name they secretly assigned Condoleezza Rice even though she is a conservative).

26.   Uncle Tom (Michael Steele).

27.   Tree huggers (conservationists).

28.   Krauts (Germans. Beck and Coulter disagreed with this ranking).

29.   Editor’s Note: All three major, tubby, fat-faced-jowly, chubby white boys who serve as right-wing racist talk show hosts on Fox News, and the Fox News blonde she-male, strongly and angrily disagreed that they are cracker honkies (white men).

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   Columnist – John Sammon
I, Billy Bob Lee Harvey Duke Wayne Butler, bein’ a’ sound mind, do hereby say that I wuz born in the little town a’ Backwards, Arkansas, and I come up from a background where women and niggers knew their place.

I have my gun. And I have my God, and you liberal one-world-order cuttin’ babies outta mother’s wombs faggots ain’t gonna take ‘em away from me. You wanna rule that there world from Paris, with that faggot Al Gore as the new lord-high boo-poof, but it ain’t gonna happen, nary-a-one, long as I have my gun.

You mess with me and I’ll kill ‘ya.

I ain’t-a-kiddin.’

That Al Gore got the Nobel Prize from those faggots up there’n Norway, cause he’s spreadin’ all them lies ‘bout that global warmin‘ shit, when their ain’t no truth to it. It’s always warm down yonder in the Sleepy Hollow bog where I done all my game shootin’ and pelt skinnin.’

All them liberal faggots up there in their liberal paradise sad ’cause a chunk of ice broke off, oh big deal. I could shoot it off with my gun, and it wouldn’t cause me to lose no sleep. No-sir-ree!

I wuz born white. I’m proud of, ya-hear? If God had intended me to be a nigger, he woud-a-made me one. If God intended me to be a woman or a faggot like that there Hillary Clinton, he would have put me in a kitchen a-bakin’ a pie. I got a message for that there Hillary. You just go on a ?suckin’ that faggot toe of that liberal lesbian bitch you been-a-seein.’ You jus’ stay away from me.

That nigger up-yonder in the White House, he’s a college nigger. He never had to make a livin’ like me a-cause he’s got all them faggots ’round him a-tellin’ him what to do and what to say.

But as long as I got my gun I’m a-independunt man. God put my gun in me hands. And that’s where it’s-a-gonna-stay. No faggot Frenchman or Al Gore is gonna’ take it away.

Look at how that darkie up there in the white screwed up the car industry. We wuz all doin’ fine ’till he showed up. He and all his faggot budiies may thing they got the upper hand, but I still have my gun.

You jus’ try and take it away from me. I’ll give ‘ya a dose a hot lead.

All them A-Rab lovin’ faggots and their liberal toe sniffers in that faggot UN one-world cat-house ruled from Paris and bein’ put together by that Hillary and her husband, that faggot Bill and his coon friends.

I’M A MAN! YA-HEAR ME? I’M WHITE AND I’LL FIGHT!

All you abortion-lovin’ faggots better watch out. you jus’ try-n-tell me what to do. I’d like to see ya’ try. Send one of your liberal faggots out. You’ll see what happens.

When God mad the world, he made the white man to rule over it, that includes faggots, niggers, lesbians, liberals and communists, gooks, nigger-A-Rabs, dinks, kikes, spics, and frogs and all the rest of ‘em.

Sincerely

Billy Bob Lee Harvey Duke Wayne Butler

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   Columnist – John Sammon
Before the election last November, a Frenchman (immigrant) who was canvassing for Barack Obama saw me in my yard working, and came over to ask me to vote for Obama. We got to talking about France, and I asked him if France had conservatives?

“Oh yes,” he said with a serious expression. “They are called Fascists.”

His candor was refreshing, to say the least. But there are indeed some similarities between the right wing of the GOP, and the most reprehensible regime ever inflicted on mankind, Hitler and his Nazi rat henchmen.

1.   The general feeling, whether spoken out right, or kept not-so-subtly-hidden, of being better than others. Nazis, like Republicans, and Republicans, like Nazis, think they’re better. They’re white. They don’t like, not necessarily in this order of dislike, niggers, spics, gooks, zips (Koreans), dinks (Chinese), wops, Jew kikes, Japs, wet-back greasers, camel-jockeys and sand niggers (A-rabs), Frogs, foreigners, immigrants, faggots and butch lesbians, and a host of others. Republicans often talk about (white) Americans as though they’re God’s chosen people, the only people who matter (in the war in Iraq, no mention has ever been made of the number of Iraqis killed because they don’t matter). The Nazis of course called themselves the Master Race.

2.   Religious Xenophobia. God is a Republican. The Republicans tie religious belief to their supposed superiority, and to politics and policy-setting. They know God. You don’t. God favors them, not you, if you disagree with them. The German Nazis had belt buckles that read, “Gott Mitt Uns” (God is with us).

3.   Patriotism as propaganda. Republicans consistently and improperly display the flag, often from car antennas, to demonstrate their patriotic resolve, when the flag was meant to be displayed properly, only in places where decorum would allow dignity. The flag was not meant to be a feckless political prop to back a right wing world viewpoint. For their part, the German Nazis had rallies with thousands of flags.

4.   Love of war. The Republicans used to pride themselves as the party that didn’t start wars, the Democrats did. No more. Today, they never saw a war they didn’t like (they won’t admit it), and view war not as a purely defensive measure as the Founding Fathers intended, but as a useful tool, an instrument of shaping foreign policy. The German Nazis use of war is well known to the world.

5.   Love of radio propaganda. Political talk radio is a largely right-wing creation, to counter what conservatives endlessly contend is the liberally biased mainstream media, and has mushroomed across the country, fed by angry white boys who like to listen to it. It is hosted by a host of American Joseph Goebbels (German minister of propaganda) imitators, who dispense false accusations, right-wing claptrap and mocking, thinly-disguised hate for those who disagree with them. Their most recognizable traits are smugness and the school-yard bully mean spirit.

6.   The cult of the leader (fuehrer). Democrats may praise the tough pluck of little Harry Truman, or the dignified wisdom of FDR, but mythologizing conservatives as some kind of gods brought down from on-high is a right-wing phenomenon that has recently grown in scope. Current deification efforts include among others, Ronald Reagan, John Wayne and the pre-posthumous Rush Limbaugh. The Germans of course had Hitler.

7.   Use of diversions. The Germans used the Reichstag fire of 1933 to suspend civil liberties under emergency decree. George W. Bush used 9-11 to invade Iraq under the guise of false weapons of mass destruction, and to re-make the Middle East. He did illegal wire taps of American citizens to make Americans supposedly safer. Both German and American citizens largely accepted these measures with docility and without debate or protest.

8.   Use of scapegoats. The Germans called people they didn’t like “sub-humans.” The right-wing Republicans call them “bad Americans.”

9.   Contempt for Democracy. Hitler said Democracy was corrupt, soft. Bush said being a dictator would be easier than being president.

10.   The blame game, or denial of bad news. Conservatives, in power for eight years, blame Obama for the country’s impending economic collapse. Hitler said his generals let him down.

Copyright 2009 Sammonsays.

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Recommended Reading: 41 Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today
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 Columnist – John Sammon
That angry man who stood up in the audience at the John McCain rally a few weeks back and said, ‘I’m mad, I’m really mad. The socialists are taking over.’

He lectured McCain to shut up and let him finish. Even McCain backed off.

I have no doubt the guy is really mad. He thinks his world is crumbling around him. His white-only world.

When he said ‘socialists’ are taking over, what he really meant was, ‘niggers, faggots, lesbians and liberals are taking over.’

I hope that by next Tuesday he’s really really mad.

It’s fascinating how dishonest the Republican Party has become. McCain sells himself as a ‘maverick’ who has bucked the system, yet he voted with little Bush 90 percent of the time. Maybe he’s a maverick in the way he puts his socks on.

It’s almost mesmerizing how the Republicans can lie so blatantly, and by a large part get away with it, contradicting truth that’s as plain for all to see as the large nose on my face. You’d think people who were honest, or wanted to be, including members of the Republican Party, would call McCain on it.

For example, the Joe the Plumber scam. The straight talk bus tour. McCain and his paladin Palin are trying to foist off that they’re working class heroes fighting for the average Joe, and that Obama and the Democrats are a bunch of elitists.

The Republican Party working class?

That’s a new one. Run that by me again.

You know the kind of people they mean. Working class. In other words, mostly lower income not hugely successful white people who hang out in bars in the daytime swilling beer and who wear worn undershirts and have tattoos.

McCain and the Republican Party represent them?

Are we talking about the same Republican Party? The party of big oil and big lobbyists, and big markets free of any accountability, the party of trickle down from the rich, the party of gigantic investor frauds wiping out the savings of thousands of stock holders, the party that has a near zero record of achievement on civil rights, or environmentalism or health care?

The party whose adherents (many of them) would like to see blacks once again sitting at the back of a bus where they belong?

The party of an Alaska big shot recently convicted of corruption?

McCain talks about no new taxes, but every year the money the country owes goes up to an amount so high it can no longer be realistically contemplated, a trillion zillion dollars. I’m just a simple guy. You Republicans explain it to me. If we add to our debt and ignore it like the Republicans have for the past eight years, and it keeps going up and up……..who’s going to pay it?

I can’t ignore my own personal debts.

Who’s going to pay for the money America owes, if nobody pays?

McCain’s campaign has all along been about avoidance of confronting unpleasant reality, and instead focusing on mythical heroes, and inflammatory non-issues, working Joes in bars, so-called real Americans who supposedly have sole ownership of the country and its morality and wisdom. Real Americans with real American values live in small towns.

But they’re also white.

What they won’t say, but they should, since it’s what they really think, and what they really mean when they use a word like ‘socialists,’ is that lesbians, faggots, liberals and niggers are not real Americans.

That includes Mexican ‘greasers.’

Joe the Average Guy is white, and he’s really really mad.

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I’m mad. I’m really mad — McCain/Palin Rally [10/9/08]