“During a quick segment on Sarah Palin’s Hannity appearance, The Five’s Greg Gutfeld and Bob Beckel both discussed the difficulty with ever saying anything bad about the former Governor since she is, technically, a “co-worker.”

‘The only problem with talking about Sarah Palin is that she works here and it’s like a co-worker and, if I say something bad and I see her in the hallway, I feel really awkward and wrong. So I just kind of say, ‘That was a good job.’” [ READ MORE ]

Fox news personalities finally admit they treat their co-worker, Sarah Palin, with deference.

I’m not surprised that Greg Gutfeld is intimidated by Sarah Palin, he’s a dweeb who is probably too timid to ask an attractive lady at the dinner table to “please pass me the salt.”

But I’m surprised that big bad Bob Beckel admitted that he pulled his punches when interviewing the former half-term governor of Alaska.

If Gutfeld and Beckel pull their punches with the former beauty queen, Sean Hannity and Greta Van Susteren lavish her with kisses. It’s nauseating watching the Fox News personalities bow down before Palin.

The fair and balanced crew at Fox News has been whipped by a pussy cat. Shame on them.

By Roberet Paul Reyes

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In Segment Hyping Fox News’ Palin, Fox Hosts Discuss Awkwardness Of Criticizing Their “Co-Worker“

UPDATE: Fox Hosts Say Comment That They “Pulled Their Punches” On Palin Was A Joke

“Sarah Palin met Donald Trump for dinner Tuesday night, and the US news media may never be the same. From the amount of coverage it got, you’d have thought FDR and Winston Churchill were having pizza in New York to discuss Allied coordination for World War II.” — Peter Grier/CSMonitor.com

I wasn’t a fly on the wall, I can only speculate what these two reality stars were gabbing about.

OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Palin: You were right! Obama wasn’t born in America, he was born in Hawaii!

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA

Trump: Sarah, you’re absolutely right, the mainstream media is so lame. Look at them peering into the window trying to read our lips. Let’s do this again, next time let’s have lunch at McDonald’s.

BRISTOL PALIN

Trumpster: Bristol has turned into a hot (excuse me I mean intelligent) young lady.

Palin: Don’t you even think about it! It’s too soon to turn in your wife for a younger model.

THE VICE PRESIDENCY

The Donald: Would you consider being my running mate if I change my mind and decide to run?

Palin: I was just going to ask you the same thing.

CHRIS WALLACE

Trump: I don’t want to speak ill of one of your Fox News colleagues, but that Chris Wallace is such an earnest nerd. I eat chumps like him for lunch.

Palin: (laughing) He’s no hunk like my hubby.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN

Trump: How did Greta become your BFF? Doesn’t she scare you? Her plastic surgery was an epic failure; she looks like an evil clown who’s on a mission from God to destroy humankind.

OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER

Trump: I’d rather chat with you than with Obama. I had lunch with him one time, and he brought along his teleprompter.

Palin: (glancing at the palm of her hand) Yeah, what a dweeb.

THE PIZZA RESTAURANT

Sarah: Donnie, you picked a great restaurant! Good idea choosing a window seat. I can see the White House from this window.

MICHELE BACHMANN

Trump: What’s your take on Michele Bachmann?

Sarah: She’s a lot like me. We believe in the same things, except she’s motivated by politics. I’m in it for the money, just like you.

The Donald: (Laughing too hard for a response.)

WILLOW PALIN

Trump: How old is Willow?

Palin: You freak! This dinner is over!

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Comedian Stephen Colbert Takes On Sarah Palin’s Bus Tour

Playlist: Sarah ‘Death’ Palin — The ‘DISASTA’ From Alaska

Sarah Palin was a blank slate when John McCain plucked her out of Wasilla to be his presidential running mate. Americans tuned in the millions when Palin was interviewed by Katie Couric in 2008, we were desperate to find out everything we could about this political neophyte. When the former beauty queen was unable to name one newspaper of publication that she read on a regular basis, her reputation was set in stone: She was an idiot!

Since that 2008 interview the reality star has demonstrated time and time again that’s she a bimbo. We don’t need any further proof that Palin has nothing but air between her ears, nevertheless here’s proof #1,001 that she’s brain-dead.

At the MSNBC White House Correspondent’s Dinner after party an NBC reporter asked Palin to name who she thought was the most influential reporter. “Um, gosh, that’s a great question; I have to think about it, OK? Because there are many,” the dimwit responded. Fox News reporter and Palin’s close friend Greta Van Susteren walked by and Palin finally answered “Greta Van Susteren.”

Case Closed! Palin is a bimbo.

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Youtube Playlist: Sarah ‘Death’ Palin — The ‘DISASTA’ From Alaska

From the day John McCain unleashed her onto the national stage, Palin has cultivated a vast army of blind and racist GOON-MORON TEA-BAGGERS, who will vote for her in 2012 — come hell or high water. They identify with her illiteracy and racism, and have no other viable bigot-alternative to turn to in the Republican Party. Newt Leroy Gingrich is the only other racist who comes close — but he is burdened with a history of philandering and serial-wifery that is unpalatable to the GOD-HYPOCRITES — a key portion of the tea-bagger movement.

POLITICAL PUNDIT RICHARD COHEN OPINES: The fierce stupidity of this woman is hard to comprehend. A Palin presidential candidacy would give the GOP establishment a near-fatal case of hives. The leadership generally considers her to be both unelectable and uneducable. She seems hardly better informed since she partnered McCain in 2008. A recent Post-ABC News poll showed that only 39 percent of voters viewed her favorably and a still lower figure, 27 percent, considered her qualified to be president. (Who are these people?) But as Republican leaders know, Palin’s numbers are much higher among their own rank and file. With conservative Republicans, 55 percent think she’s qualified to be president – and among Tea Party types, she wins by acclamation. The nomination, please.

John McCain’s little joke is turning out not to be so funny. In choosing Palin as his running mate, he set a standard for political recklessness that I hope will never be bettered. Still, it would be reckless in itself to transfer McCain’s cynicism to Palin. This is the constant mistake made with all demagogues. We think that they cannot be serious or sincere – that if we could be a fly on the wall we would hear them mocking their own followers as imbecilic. History teaches otherwise. READ MORE:

Only Fox News can trust this lying, malicious trickster as a political analyst. Shyster Morris is totally incapable of embarrassment. His despicable career has been a pack of lies. He will lie, make a false prediction — then get up and mouth off an even bigger lie.

In August 2010, Morris predicted a government shutdown, adding — “but we’re going to win it this time,” in reference to the 1996 shutdown he engineered while harlotting for his current bitter enemies — the Democratic party and Bill Clinton.

Come to think of it, why did Dick Morris switch to the hard right and become a certified hater of the Democratic party?

Morris exited in disgrace from the Clinton 1996 campaign after it was revealed by a tabloid that he disclosed government secrets to a $200/hr prostitute while sucking her toes in bed. Meanwhile, in Texas — Dick kept a mistress and illegitimate love child — a mistress who he had been secretly paying her $4,000 a month in child support, until it was revealed.

Various aides to Clinton, including Hillary were furious that in his resignation statement Morris credited himself with helping the President “come back from being buried in a landslide” and that Morris ended by comparing himself to Robert Kennedy.

And there began Dick Morris’s donkey hate of everything Democratic. Joe Conason sums it up like this:

“Of all the many media prophets of gloom and Democratic doom, nobody can quite match the fury of Dick Morris, Fox News star and Newsmax guru.” [ READ MORE ]

The funny thing is that Dick constantly refers to himself as an “ex-Clinton adviser” for credibility, at Fox — The 2000% anti-Democratic Republican mouthpiece.

[ DICK MORRIS ON PA ]

Morris Encourages GOP To Shut Down The Government

‘Up My Butt‘ Guru Dick Morris: Obama Will Face A Primary

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Elsewhere, after rooting for shutdown, the Fox numbskulls are now praising Republicans for the budget deal. Fox repeatedly pushed for a government shutdown if all Republican demands regarding the budget were not met. But after a budget deal was struck between the White House and congressional leaders to avert a shutdown, Fox immediately shifted its talking points to praise House Speaker John Boehner and congressional Republicans for negotiating a deal. [ READ MORE ]

…and right-wing media is using David Plouffe’s comments to invent suggestion that Obama is “afraid” of screwball-shyster Donald Trump.

Following Obama adviser David Plouffe’s comments that Donald Trump’s “birther” claims are a “sideshow” and that Trump has “zero chance” of being elected president, right-wing media have responded by suggesting that the Obama administration is “afraid” of Trump or is “worried” about him. [ READ MORE ]

Van Susteren Gives Trump Free Reign To Repeat Birther Conspiracy Theories

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“The rumor of Sarah Palin’s chest enhancement is so widespread, even Fox News reported it — but the former governor of Alaska wants everyone to know that she’s a natural woman. On Friday, Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren asked Palin flat-out if she’d had breast implants. Palin said that the rumor was ridiculous.” [ READ MORE ]

Nobody speculates about Sarah Palin’s intellect. It’s plain as day that there’s nothing but fluff inside her head. It’s only natural that instead folks would wonder if her boobs have been super-sized.

There are a gazillion and one photoshopped images online depicting Palin with gigantic knockers. Maybe that’s why a lot of people think that Palin has the brains of a Britney Spears and the jugs of a porn star.

I ogled hundreds of natural and enhanced boobs online, and I am convinced Palin’s breasts aren’t fake. I hate to toot my own horn, but I should be applauded for doing research for this article.

If you think that Palin’s boobs are fake, you are as much of a boob as Palin. The former beauty queen’s boobs are 100% natural, and this liberal doesn’t shrink for blessing her for her funtastic assets.

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