Monster war criminal, Dick Cheney, lugged his fat thrombotic body into the arms of the faithful at CPAC yesterday. As the stinking, wretched, racist ‘ignorabimus‘ of Republican America huddled and cheered …”Run Dick, Run!“…”Cheney 2012!” — BIG BAD Killer DICK responded in kind: “Obama will be a one term president!“. “It’s a great time to be a conservative,” added Bush’s sidekick, to a “syphilitic roar” by the crowd of ding-bats.

Speaking at the same event, House Minority Leader John “Snake Eyes” Boehner (R-Ohio) said that President Barack Obama “slapped the table,” wagged his finger and scolded him at a recent White House meeting. Boehner’s crime? Allegedly fear-mongering the American public into a state of economic anxiety.

Obama should have bitch-slapped him in the face. Moron!

Cuban Uncle Tom Marco Rubio, clearly an amateur, and/or just throwing red-meat to an idiot crowd, used a Teleprompter to mock Obama’s use of a Teleprompter — what a moron!

Also speaking yesterday, the phoney, master of flip-flopping, his Mormonness, Mitt Romney, a potential challenger for Obama in 2012, defended Iraqi children killer George Bush’s record: “…. I am convinced that history will judge President Bush far more kindly — he pulled us from a deepening recession following the attack of 9-11, he overcame teachers unions to test school children and evaluate schools, he took down the Taliban, waged a war against the jihadists and was not afraid to call it what it is — a war. And he kept us safe,” said the lying Mormon.

A few token black Uncle-Toms could be seen pumping their fists together with the LYNCHERS, in the background.

Elsewhere, when Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, explained to Tea Partiers that they shouldn’t continue to fractionalize the Republican Party or else more liberals would be elected, someone in the crowd shouted, “I think you guys are as out of touch as you can get,” ….and of course Dick Morris continues to FART and blog. [ MORE CPAC COVERAGE HERE ]

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Violent Tea-Party Racists Find What’s Wrong With The GOP

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Bony ASS Ann Coulter Attacks!

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Sarah Palin has violated several commandments and thoroughly deserves the savage beating that she is now getting from political mandarins and media elites.

If it were not for one simple fact, I would say she was through in politics. And that fact is that if the Republicans were picking a nominee today, they would pick Sarah Palin.

No? Don’t believe me? Who would beat her? Tim Pawlenty? Bobby Jindal? Haley Barbour? Mike Huckabee? Mitt Romney? [ READ MORE ]

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Palin, Sanford, Jindal, Ensign, HuckaFOX….GINGRICH ….ETC. Two down (Sanford and Ensign)! Next, I predict Sarah Palin will be caught cheating with a MOOSE. The moose will be former Governor and current Fox News “Variety Show” pretender, Mr. Mike Huckabee, who will “BackSlide” into his 900LB body.

Governor Pawlenty of Minnesota and the king of Flip-Flop Lying, former Republican presidential candidate and Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney remain unscathed,…. sort of.

Of the two, Romney is outright rotten and phoney. This dude spent 100 million dollars of his own money in the last presidential primaries, lying and performing political flip-flop gymnastics at a rate which even the dumbest Republicans couldn’t accept. Withered John MCSAME McCain thoroughly spanked him in the Republican primaries.

As for NEWT, forget it fatso — YOU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Period! Despicable extremist bigots like you are done in the “age of Obama.”

In anticipation of 2012, the G.O.P hypocrisy caucus is dancing in the Republican reality show, each hoping to face and unseat the chess-master, Barack Obama.

Who will be left standing in 2012? These hypocrites or the BIG FAT Toad Rush Limbaugh?

Will The GOP Stumble in 2012?

What Happens in Vegas ….

Sanford LIES Piling Up

Who Are The Leaders of The GOP?

Round-Table Talk on The State of The GOP

The Comedians’ Take on The G.O.P

…and The THUGS and CRAZIES Like Michelle Bachmann

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MUST READ BOOK: Great American Hypocrites — Toppling the Big Myths of Republican Politics.

With this provocative book, Greenwald, a former constitutional lawyer and author of A Tragic Legacy and How Would a Patriot Act, purports to expose the rank myth-making and exploitation of cultural, gender and psychological themes by the Republican Party.

The author begins his attack by targeting John Wayne, whom he sees as a template for right-wing notions of American courage and conservative manliness.

Wayne’s avoidance of military service and his string of divorces, both at odds with his public image, are emblematic in this account of a fundamental hypocrisy implicit in conservative mythologies.

Greenwald goes on to argue that prominent Republicans from Ronald Reagan to Mitt Romney display the same hypocrisy in their public ideologies and personal lives.

Shouldering much of the blame are the press and the media, including Matt Drudge, Ann Coulter, Chris Matthews and even Maureen Dowd, all of whom propagate popular attitudes about virile Republicans and effeminate Democrats. [ READ ALL REVIEWS ]

Congressman Ron Paul’s Delusions

On Sean KLANnity’s Show Notre Dame DumbNUT Randall Terry Compares Obama and Nazi leaders

FEAR MONGERING & MIS-INFORMATION: “Fat Cheeks” Glenn Beck cites poem about the Holocaust to explain “why a lot of Americans aren’t paying attention” to government actions

On Fox, Capitalistpig’s Hoenig calls proposed executive pay regulation “another step towards total fascist rule”

Cheney Sinking The GOP

Savage Changes Tune About Clinton

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Washington Monthly: REBRANDING…. It seems several leading Republicans have effectively given up hope that the GOP is the “party of ideas,” and want to start over.

Looking to rebrand a struggling Republican Party, a group of party heavyweights including former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) are launching a new group that will hold town halls around the country and look to produce GOP ideas on issues like education and health care.

Republicans will announce today the creation of the “National Council for a New America,” a group led by congressional party leaders that includes Bush, McCain, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal as its “national panel of experts.”

I see. The “rebranding” effort will be led in part by conservative Republicans with the last names Bush and McCain. What could possibly go wrong?

Or, as Josh Marshall put it, “You know things are really humming along when your “rebranding” effort is led by your recently crushed presidential nominee and your discredited party leader’s brother.” — [ READ MORE ] [ MORE ON REBRANDING ] [ GOP's Big Names Try to Forge New Agenda ]

GOP’s new target: Hispanics?

Uncle Steele Is Rollin’ — Left Out in The COLD!

Shrinking G.O.P

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