Pundits, reporters, the Democratic establishment, and everybody else with at least room temperature IQ knows that Sen. Barack Obama has secured the Democratic presidential nomination.學者，記者，民主黨的成立，和其他人都與至少室溫智商知道，參議員巴拉克奧巴馬有擔保民主黨總統候選人提名。

Only Hillary Clinton believes she’s still a viable candidate; she continues her Quixotic quest with her painted-on smile and her luggage full of pantsuits.只有希拉里克林頓認為，她的仍然是一個可行的候選人;她繼續她的阿Q精神，追求她的畫-就微笑和她的行李充滿pantsuits 。 It’s Hillary’s turn to rule, by God, and eventhough she’s hopelessly behind in every metric (pledged delegates, superdelegates, popular vote, most states won), karma will cooperate if need be, and kill Obama by means of an assassin.它的希拉里的轉向法治，由上帝， eventhough她的絕望背後，在每一個度量（認捐的代表， superdelegates ，受歡迎的投票，大多數國家韓元） ，因果報應將進行合作，如果有需要，殺人，奧巴馬的手段刺客。

At every campaign stop Hillary is met by an adoring throng of white middle-aged ladies who will stick with their Queen come hell, high water or reality.在每一個運動停止希拉里會見了由一個崇拜throng的白人中年女士們，誰將堅持與他們的女王來地獄，高耗水的或現實。 These ageing women are persuaded that Hillary is their last chance to see a woman capture the White House before they kick the bucket.這些老齡婦女是說服希拉里是他們的最後一次機會，看到一名女子捕捉白宮之前，他們踢鬥。 These old birds are full of p*** and vinegar and they unload on men and women who have the temerity to vote for a candidate other than their feminist hero.這些舊鳥是充分的P ***和醋和他們卸下對男人和女人誰有temerity投票予某候選人以外的其他女性主義的英雄。

Hillary achieved her exalted position by clinging to the DNA-stained coattails of her husband — she’s no feminist icon.希拉里取得了她崇高的地位，死抱著到的DNA染色coattails丈夫-她的女權主義沒有圖標。 If Hillary’s last name wasn’t “Clinton” she’d be working for a law firm defending white collar criminals, and whiling away her free time in bars making fun of blue-collar yokels.如果希拉里的姓氏是不是“克林頓”她要工作，為一家律師事務所辯護，白領犯罪， whiling遠離她的空閒時間在酒吧的玩笑藍色領yokels 。

Hillary Clinton is the pinata of politics, she’s such a despicable creature that nobody bats an eye when she’s ridiculed, criticized or condemned.希拉里是pinata政治，她的這種卑劣的動物，蝙蝠，沒有人留意，當她的嘲笑，批評或譴責。 This is not a perfect analogy, a pinata is a brightly-colored paper container filled with sweets and/or toys and Hillary is a dour and bitter woman filled with arrogance, spite, jealousy and all manner of evil.這是不是一個完美的比喻，一個pinata是一個明亮的色紙貨櫃裝滿糖果和/或玩具和希拉里是一個dour和慘痛的女子充滿了傲慢，儘管，嫉妒和各種形式的邪惡。

A pinata does nothing to deserve it’s horrible fate, we can’t help but feel a tinge of sorrow when we see its shattered remains. 1 pinata並沒有值得它的可怕命運，我們不能幫助，但覺得色彩的悲哀當我們看到其粉碎依然存在。 But Hillary is so evil that most folks figure she had it coming when pundits and comics tear her apart.但希拉里是如此邪惡，大多數鄉親的數字，她曾它來時，學者和漫畫撕裂她除了。

Hillary’s days in the national spotlight are numbered, soon even she will accept reality and quit the race.希拉里的天在全國的焦點是編號，很快，甚至她會接受現實，退出了比賽。 What a horrible prospect, we need a pinata that we can beat without feeling guilt or facing the reproach of others.有什麼可怕的前景，我們需要一個pinata ，我們可以擊敗而不感到有罪或面對別人的非議。

Even when I criticize a clueless bimbo like Paris Hilton, I get nasty emails from her fans.甚至當我批評不懂賓博像巴黎希爾頓，我碰到討厭的電子郵件從她的歌迷。 But when I mock Hillary I get nothing but letters of support and encouragement.但是當我模擬希拉里我得到什麼，但信的支持和鼓勵。

Hillary please don’t drop out of the race, a legion of pundits, reporters, comics and regular folks need you.希拉里，請不要退出比賽，一軍團的學者，記者，漫畫，以及定期的鄉親需要你。 You are our beloved pinata and we want to continue beating on you until there’s nothing left你是我們敬愛的pinata我們希望能夠繼續毆打，直到對你有沒有留下

The hypocrisy, desperation and ‘assassination mentality’ started in Ohio: 虛偽，絕望和'暗殺的心態'開始在俄亥俄州：