Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was back Saturday night on SNL. The sketch mocked Senators Baucus, McConnell and Snowe in a White-House healthcare meeting. Arms were broken and Senators were thrown out of the window, with Joe Biden walking in just in time to save Senator Snowe — only to walk into a wall himself.

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A nationwide USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds that Republicans love Sarah Palin even more, after her bombshell resignation speech last Friday. Two-thirds of Republicans want Palin, the party’s vice presidential nominee in 2008, to be “a major national political figure” in the future. Three-fourths of Democrats hope she won’t be.

Independents by 55%-34% would prefer she leave the national stage.

The findings underscore how polarized opinions of Palin were even before Friday’s surprise announcement. Seven in 10 polled say their views weren’t affected by her decision. Among those whose opinions shifted, Democrats by a 4-1 ratio and independents by 2-to-1 view her less favorably. Republicans are somewhat inclined to see her more favorably. [ READ MORE ]

Beats me what these ReTHUGS see in this retarded MOOSE CLOWN!

Wasilla ‘Moose’ Rap Music

Dave Letterman: Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin’s Answering Machine

Palin Takes A Pounding in The Polls

Palin, FONT of Comedy

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The WATER-BOARDERS: The worst war criminals since World War II were re-united in last week’s Saturday Night Live Show. Ever since leaving office on January 20th, 2009, blood-soaked George W. Bush has kept eerily quiet. On the contrary, Gestapo Cheney has been flapping his criminal mouth all over the place!

GOP in Torture Exile

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Limbaugh guest host Steyn declared U.S. is “hanging upside down in the bondage dungeon being flogged and humiliated by the rest of the planet.” Steyn added: “Obama is the world’s oldest 13-year-old” for his comments on nuclear weapons.

GOP Bitch — Mary Katharine Ham: “hate[s] to generalize,” but liberals “enjoy apologizing for America”
This is the same VIRUS of a woman once said Obama was unelectable.

Rep. Michelle Bachmann Warns of “Re-Education Camps For Young People,” Under Obama Rule

Cockamamie “Nincompoop” Newt Gingrich: U.S. At Greater Risk Under Obama

Newt Gingrich — Jeering Obama From The Sidelines

No SNL Love For Beck

Palin Family Feud — They Can See North Korea From Alaska!

Late Night Comedians Strike The GOP

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Don’t Get President Obama Angry!

Bonus SNL Video: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Monologue